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All the help that I offer, the things that I do, I don’t exactly want them to be repaid, I just want them to be appreciated. Simple as that (:
I’m a rock star, baby! \,,/_ (*_*) _\,,/
If I didn’t answer you the first 3 times, did it occur to you I could be ignoring you? Let alone 65 fucking times.. just sayin
If it doesn’t involve you, don’t involve yourself…
“Lol” doesn’t mean “Laugh out loud” anymore! Now it just means “I have nothing else to say”. The death of every conversation
I love you…without expectations or requirements…just the way you are!
When one door closes, another opens…if not I’ll kick one open! ; )
Its surprising people go thru life without ever realizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings towards themselves
Hmmmmm… 1 out of every 4 people have a mental illness. And 3 of my friends are okay… Oh crap.
Taking 1 day at a Time! That’s all I can do!
I didn’t fall, I attacked the floor… I think I won. I think I should be a pro wrestler
is thinking it’s time to go into hibernation
just wondering – what if tomorrow never comes, will you be sorry for not doing the things you should have done while there is time?
Never forget the people who change your life
If you can’t afford a doctor, go to an airport – you’ll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you’ll get a free colonoscopy. 
The best thing about being me…I’m a limited edition…there are no other copies!
the best thing about my status is that when you find out it says nothing its going to be too late.
No one loses anyone because no one owns anyone.
Sadness leaves us behind.. Anger traps us.. Laughter helps us move forward…
It’s just easier to pretend some people never existed rather than try to understand the rationale behind the lies and the lack of a conscience and empathy.
is out back choking smurfs to see what color they turn
Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart..If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind ~Shakespeare~
Lucky you
if optimus prime was a man,id so take him on!
topical fact; a blue whale ejaculates 40,000 gallons of sperm during mating, but only 10,000 gallons enters the female…and you wonder why the sea is so salty!
<– OMG THAT’S MY NAME! Look everyone! That’s my name!
I have nothing, witty, amusing, insightful, informative, thought provoking, clever, or controversial, to say, but I felt compelled to post something anyway.
Please help your stalker by posting your every move and location on Facebook!
Nice saying by an elderly person: “just listen to my advice, not because I am always right… But because I have more experience of being wrong.”
