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Wants to buy a microwave bed… 8 hours sleep in 30 minutes would make life so much easier!
This status is being posted in advance… F#@% I hate mornings!!
off to bed , thanking GOD for another blessed day & praying for another day tomorrow !
I’m off to bed to dream of a world that is perfect! And then to be woken up by my alarm clock that sounds like this: “mommy, mommy, mommy, MOMMY!”
an other day, an other night… time to sleep tight!
i say goodnight to the ones i love,
and feel guarded by my angels up above!!!
sweet dreams everyone!!!’
As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT….No matter how TOUGH the world may seem…you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM …..GOOD NIGHT
is freaking amazing in bed and can do it for hours and hours and hours.
Sleep, that is..good night my dirty minded friends
how come i practically fall asleep at the computer, but when i go to lay down, i cant sleep???
Sleep well, Dream awesome & wake refreshed! Good night to all my friends out in F.B. land.
Welcome aboard “Sweet Dreams” airline, all passengers on bed, hug your pillows as the flight will be leaving soon to dream land. Enjoy your time Goodnight!
Good night… thanking God for all of my FB friends and asking Him to watch over each and every one!
roll.. roll.. roll.. my eyes, get my ass to bed… turn off the light, say good night and call me sleepy head.
….bleary eyed….aching limbs…..heavy head….mixed up brain…..yawning….this isn’t just tired…..this is absolutely knackered!!!
Dreams are what keeps us going when real life lets us down. That being said, I think it’s a good time to get some sleep.
is..Temporarily Out Of Service in need of repair. Hopefully the problem will be fixed soon…like in the morning after I get some sleep.
I can’t sleep… I tried counting sheep, but they’re all staring at me like, “Bitch, let’s see you jump that as many times as you plan us to!”
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back. I promise I will do better and show you more attention. forgive me? we will spend hours in bed!
Time for bed, time for sleep, time to let your heart not weep. Day is done, had lots of fun, worries now are on the run..Good night!
going nite nite…if you see me in your dreams don’t forget to say hello
Hi ho! Hi ho! It’s off to sleep I go. I’ll crawl in bed and rest my head. Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi ho!
says you know you are getting old when you come home from work at 6pm and put your pj’s on and get ready for bed without your mother telling you to
I fall asleep thinking of you.
Dreaming of things I wish were true.
As I wake I shed a tear,
cause I awake with out you here.
got out of bed again, why do I keep doing that?
so my bed called me and told me that my pillow was fighting with my blanket again. Guess I should go and separate the two.
okay so there’s this thing called sleep and I hear its really awesome,.. so I’m gonna go try it out and see how it works! night ya’ll
Well I am off to dreamland where there is no drama, stupid people, or haters. Sleep well all.
Anyone hear of this thing called sleep? I’ve heard about it, but I can’t seem to find it!
hi, it’s me. sorry can’t come to the computer right now I’m to busy sleeping. leave your message below. good night.
all i need to sleep is your chest for a pillow, and your arms as my blanket i love you baby
the best feeling in the world is when u wake up in the middle of night, take your mobile in hand and see u still have time to sleep.:D:P
Sleep is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police -_-
is Tired.com. Thinking about visiting sleep.org
is absolutely fooking amazing in bed ppl… i can sleep for hours. night night my very dirty minded friends
Why are beds all of the sudden way more comfortable when your alarm clock goes off?!
loves the feeling you get when you wake up in the middle of the night and see you still have time to sleep
Night all I shall return later tomorrow to bug the hell out of you with all my game app posts and other things. Don’t miss me to much now =)
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I’m going to bed
You can’t sleep because you have insomnia, I can’t sleep because I have internet connection.
supposed 2 already been sleepin but tryin 2 find the perfect status sayn sumthn clever, aww heck with it gd nite yall! sweet dreamz
If you fall asleep with your laptop beside you in bed, logged into fb, does that mean you are sleeping with a million and a half people???
Things to do for today: 1. doing nothing, 2. Facebook, 3. sleep
I’m going to club B.E.D. featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanket to dance with Mr. sheets and Mrs. Mattress(: night Facebook:D!
If anyone can find the off switch to my brain would you please flip it I would like to go to sleep
that moment when you are fighting to stay awake on the couch, and as soon as you hit your bed you’re wide awake :/
what if your pillow could collect dreams and when you wake up you could plug it into your computer and watch them all over again
all of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook and go to sleep!!
is off to bed where he can avoid all of the drama and stupid people for 6-8 hours. It’s like a vacation from stupidity! Wish I could do that all day.
wonders why I’m tired during the day but not when it comes to bed time??
is off to get his beauty sleep, it won’t work, but hey always the optimist..!
Sleep! Sleep!Where are you, you little bastard?Come out, come out wherever you are!
… Going to bed.. n havin a 4some tonight. Bed, Pillow, comforter and myself to make mad passionate, mind blowing, n earth shattering sleep…
I hope I can get some tonight (Yes I am talking about sleep LOL)
is going to a place where gorgeous men wear loin cloths and serve me drinks in pineapples with umbrella’s while fanning me with palm fronds..only in my dreams
I came… I saw… I posted… Now I’m going to bed!